When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble. thatfunnyblog: Them: “ONE.” You: Them: “TWO.” You: Them: “THR-“ You: OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD DON’T GROUND ME Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!  (Source: babebraham)

When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.

thatfunnyblog:

Them: “ONE.”

You:

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Them: “TWO.”

You:

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Them: “THR-“

You:

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OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD DON’T GROUND ME

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 

(Source: babebraham)

That moment when someone on the other side of the class tries to tell me something: They’re like: I am like: (Source: onlyteens, via loyaltilltheend)

That moment when someone on the other side of the class tries to tell me something:

They’re like:

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I am like:

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(Source: onlyteens, via loyaltilltheend)

uhgly: iwontstandinyourway: learning-to-love-myself: nothingishappyanymore:  If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.  • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” i’m always reblogging this. I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message. I always reblog this when I see it on my dash. You cant just NOT reblog this so fucking perfect.
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